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Respect the Disadvantaged 

James Fernandes, USA

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to  understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to  die.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Stress Reliever # 1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at  your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,   "What other problem can there be greater than this one ?"
Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,  troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or   troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to  give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of  the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
Stress Reliever # 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my   father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER  WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
Stress Reliever # 6
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Stress Reliever # 7
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered.
 "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
 "He was the original owner."
Stress Reliever # 9
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up : "We are all human beans."
Jossie Pinto, Kuwait.
Life isn't fair to men.
Thought 1:
When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from?
Thought 2:
The average man's life consists of - twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going; Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; And at the end, the mourners wondering too.
Thought 3:
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind: u take one more step, a brick will  fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice  shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you,  and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely  missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
 "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
Jerry Britto, Thottam

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship: She goes Tuesday's, I go Fridays.
2. To increase excitement, we also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Manila and mine is in somewhere else.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, she can climb a tree now.
8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
10. And more words of wisdom.Remember....
Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"... I said, "Dust!"
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went upon  the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. 
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look  mate, don't ever do that again.  You scared the daylights out of me!" 
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap  would scare you so much." 
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.  Today is my first  day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the  last 25 years." 
 A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session.  Her  husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. 
The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for  you? 
The husband laughs and says: An English girl!!! 
The woman kept quiet and left.  Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: So, honey, how  was the trip? 
Very good, thank you. 
And, what happened to my present? 
Which present? 
What I asked for, the English girl?! 
Oh, that!  Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to   see if it's a girl!!! 

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