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There was once a King who wanted to go hunting. He consulted his Weather Minister who said, "The weather is clear. It won't rain. Good hunting to you!"
The King set out with his hunting party. On the way they met a
farmer riding on a donkey. "Your Majesty, don't go hunting today.
It's going to rain.", said the farmer. The king laughed and
rode on. Surely the Court Minister knew better than a simple
When the King got home, he fired the Court Minister. Then he
sent for the farmer. "From now on," said the King,
"You will be my Weather Minister. Now tell me how did you
know it would rain?"
You see folks, "That's when the King made a big mistake."
James Fernandes, Jimtoxic@aol.com
Message Love Island
Once upon a time there was an island where all the feelings lived;
happiness, sadness, knowledge, and all the others, including love.
One day it was announced to all of the feelings that the island was
going to sink to the bottom of the ocean.
So all the feelings prepared their boats to leave. Love was the
only one that stayed. She wanted to preserve the island paradise until
the last possible moment. When the island was almost totally under,
Love decided it was time to leave. She began looking for someone to ask
Just then Richness was passing by in a grand boat. Love asked,
"Richness, Can I come with you on your boat?"
Richness answered, " I'm sorry, but there is a lot of silver
and gold on my boat and there would be no room for you
Then Love decided to ask Vanity for help who was passing in a
beautiful vessel. Love cried out, "Vanity, help me please."
"I can't help you", Vanity said, "You are all wet and
will damage my beautiful boat."
Next, Love saw Sadness passing by. Love said, "Sadness, please
let me go with you." Sadness answered, "Love, I'm sorry, but,
I just need to be alone now."
Then, Love saw Happiness. Love cried out, " Happiness, please
take me with you." But Happiness was so overjoyed that he didn't
hear Love calling to him.
Love began to cry. Then, she heard a voice say, "Come Love, I
will take you with me." It was an elder.
Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that she forgot to ask the elder
his name.When they arrived on land the elder went on his way. Love
realized how much she owed the elder.
Love then found Knowledge and asked, "Who was it that helped
"It was Time", Knowledge answered. "But why did
Time help me when no one else would?", Love asked.
Knowledge smiled and with deep wisdom and sincerity, answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."
Bronia Fernandes, Mumbai
This woman goes into a dentist's office,
after he is through
examining her he says: "I am sorry
to tell you this, but I am going to have to
drill a tooth."
The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have
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