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Funniest joke in the
And here it
Two hunters are out in
the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing
and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell-phone and
calls the emergency services. He gasps “ My friend is dead! What can I
The operator says “
Calm down .., I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead”
There is a silence,
then a shot is heard. Back on the phone , the guy says “Okay, now
A priest asked the Sunday school children,
"All those who want to go to heaven come up here."
Except Jimmy, everybody gathered around the priest.
"Don't you want to go to heaven?", the
priest yelled at jimmy, who was sitting alone stubbornly.
"No." said Jimmy, defiantly.
"Do you mean to sit there and tell me that
you don't want to go to heaven when you die?"
"Ofcourse, I want to go to heaven when I
die. I thought all of you are taking off right now!"
went on a vacation to the
thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it
will cost to send the body
back; that's what I want to do." The Consul, after hearing this,
says "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much
considering the difference in price."
Does any of it apply to anyone of us here!!!!!!
"COMPETITIVE SALARY" -We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" -We have no time to train you.
"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" -You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" -Some time each night and some time each weekend.
WILL VARY" -Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"APPLY IN PERSON" -If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" -We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" -
TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"-You'll have the responsibilities of a
manager, without the pay or respect.
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