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In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of least he'll shut up after you let him in!

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The
first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

Married life is very frustrating. in the first year of marriage, the Hubby speaks and the wife listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife  replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here."

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the  "y" becomes silent.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married - and now he is going through hell.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife wanted". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine."

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car or the wife is new

A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife."The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."


Bill Gates in Hell

Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory. St. Peter said to his, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things.  Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".So, Bill takes a  look at hell and saw these beautiful women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches. Then he took a look at heaven and it  was nice, you know harps and singing and worship and stuff like that. So  he said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell.

About a week later,  St. Peter went down to hell to check on Bill. There he saw him, being  whipped by demons. He said to St. Peter, "What happened to all the  beautiful women, and the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?"

Peter   replied, "That was just the screen saver."

-Marina Gonsalves, Barkur

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